Adventures of the World’s Angriest Robot part 7 - To Here Knows When
Page 1
Panel of Robot and Destroyer walking out of the living room. Robot is getting ready to explain what is really going on. Destroyer should look really confused.
WORD BALLOON
Destroyer: Olympus sure looks a lot like your living room. Did you model it on how the gods lived?
WORD BALLOON
Robot: Idiot Lad, we’re still in my living room. I figured you’d need more beer. And you definitely need a history lesson on the gods before we get started.
Large splash fills the rest of the page, with the Earth in the background as a battle between angels is occurring, with a lot of gore and bloodshed. Just go crazy, real war in heaven kind of stuff here. If you want to make some of the angels look animal like in nature or have animal heads, go for it. Just try and vary them up and have a lot of fun drawing them. Maybe some are blowing horns, others have banners, others even have floating cannons.
CAPTIONS
At one point, there was a gigantic war in heaven. Satan, tired of his role under his Creator, led an army of angels against the very fabric of reality itself. Either that, or some angels refused to be subservient to mankind. Either way, a doomed battle was lost that led to his followers...
CAPTION
Going to hell?
Page 2
Panel 1
Panel across the page, horizontal, with the angel’s wings being torn as they fall from the sky, with many of them on fire.
CAPTION
No, they were cursed to walk the Earth until the end of time.
6 panels, showing various fallen angels in the forms they took. These can look like tarot cards and be really illustrative, almost art deco.
Panel 1: Astaroth, a nude man with the hands, feet, and wings of a dragon. He also has a second pair of feathered wings, a crown and holds a serpent. He is riding a giant wolf. He should be attractive, but not too buff. Draw four demons with him to symbolize the four dukes of Hell under his leadership.
Caption: Astaroth became a leader of demons. For some reason, he also taught the world math and invisibility.
Panel 2: Asmodeus, a bald, incredibly handsome man who is holding Lilith, a red-haired girl with gothish features in an embrace. They should look like the most attractive people who have ever been born, perhaps even a bit like Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Asmodeus should be hypermasculine to the point of almost looking like a leather man or a Tom’s of Finland illustration. Lilith should be surrounded by owls and appear to have a mixture of hate and lust in her eyes – she hates men, but needs them and their love.
Caption: Asmodeus, who would build the temple of Solomon and marry Adam’s first wife, Lilith. Together, they would give birth to demon after demon.
Panel 3: Lucifer, a man shining so brightly that we can barely make out his features. Lucifer isn’t what we normally think of, goats and pentragrams. Instead, he is God’s most beautiful creation.
Caption: Lucifer, who came to be known as Hyperion. He was the angel who made the sun shine in the morning and took it away to make the night dark.
Panel 4: Belphegor, who appears as two people: a beautiful naked woman who is young, around 16-17. The second is a gigantic monster with a beard, large horns, an enormous boner, and gigantic claws standing in front of a gigantic pile of shit and human remains. Feel free to do gore all over the dragon’s mouth as well. The girl should be as innocent and beautiful as the dragon is disgusting and vile.
Caption: Belphegor is the demon of discovery and invention. It may appear as a man or a woman, but always can be summoned by an offering of excrement.
Panel 5: Purson, a muscular man riding a bear. He has the face of a lion and carries a gigantic viper, coiled to strike, in his hand.
Caption: Purson knows how to find anything hidden, as well as possessing the ability to see the past, present, and future. He the answers to the riddle of how the world really was created.
Panel 6: Samyaza, who appears as a blonde, handsome man in traditional angel garb, surrounded by half-naked women as he sketches a picture of a tank across the back of a naked woman. He should look like a military figure, such as a Roman centurion. The half-naked women should be human, not angels.
Caption: The angel who taught mankind both art and war was Samyaza. Originally the caretaker of the throne of God, he convinced many of the Grigori, or watcher angels, to make love to human women. Which led to…
Page 3
Panel 1: Destroyer’s face, looking incredulous.
WORD BALLOON
Destroyer: And yet you don’t believe in God.
Panel 2: Robot answering him.
WORD BALLOON
Robot: I’m a skeptic. Anyways, the Grigori kind of went wild on Earth.
Panel 3: Many angels frolicking with human women, chasing them, the women laughing, and other angels sitting and teaching men how to write. The scene is a weird mix of learning and debauchery.
Caption: Not only did they mate with human women, but they also taught men all of the secrets of heaven that God didn’t want them to know. Like how to dye fabrics,
Panel 4: Small inset shot of Destroyer laughing.
WORD BALLOON: Hahahaha, this is all bullshit.
Panel 5: Robot inset over a panel showing an angel teaching a woman how to put on makeup. Azazel is listed in what I’ve read as both a fallen angel and a servant of God – a demon in service to God. He should be very rugged, almost looking like a woodsman. If you can, have him sitting close to a cliff to symbolize that people would throw goats off of cliffs in sacrifice to God…and Azazel would take those sacrifices to God.
WORD BALLOON
Robot: I’m just going by what I’ve studied in the Book of Enoch and with some of the angels I’ve met. Azazel not only taught how to make weapons, he showed women how to make and wear cosmetics.
Panel 6: Destroyer screaming.
WORD BALLOON
Destroyer: You’ve met an angel, yet still refuse to believe in God.
Page 4
Small panel 1: Robot laughing.
WORD BALLOON
Robot: What can I say, I’m a really good skeptic.
Panel 2: Medium sized panel of giants fighting men. One of the men has a sling to symbolize David versus Goliath.
Caption: The grigori/human hybrids came to be known as the Nephilim. I’ve heard theories that they were the race that lived on Atlantis. And some say that they were ancient astronauts who fell to Earth.
Panel 3: Medium sized panel of the great flood, with Noah’s Ark small in the scene and the entire world drowning.
Caption: Finally, the fallen’s teachings corrupted mankind so much, several of the angels Michael, Uriel, Raphael, and Gabriel asked for God to destroy the world with a great flood.
Panel 4: A giant man hiding in the floorboards of the Ark, with animals all around him.
Caption: But the fallen and Nephilim were crafty. Many survived. The odd thing is, the same flood occurs in many myths.
Panel 5 and 6: Bottom two panels on the page, each showing a different myth.
Panel 5: Gilgamesh, a large, muscular armored man with a long beard, alongside another man, Enkidu, who is shorter and covered with fine hair. He looks like a wild man. They are wrestling a gigantic bull that has angel’s wings.
Caption: Utnapishtim is the name of the flood in the epic Gilgamesh, who was another descendant of the angels and saw himself as half-man, half-god.
Panel 6: An old style map of the world. It should look ancient and decayed.
Caption: In fact, the great flood shows up in mythology from China, the Aztecs, the Irish, Germany, and the Greeks, who were quite familiar with the gods.
Page 5
Panel 1: This should take up half of the page, which shows the first Greek Gods.
Chaos: Leviathan, a giant worm-snake looking dragon who is eating his own tale as he swims across the bottom of the ocean.
Nyx (Night): A naked woman surrounded by fog and dusk.
Eros (Love): A blindfolded, winged baby with the images of a bull, a serpent, a lion, and a ram floating behind him.
Gaia (the Earth): A beautiful woman, but make sure that she is round and curvy. Not fat, but generous. Flowers in her hair, looking like a naked hippy.
Uranus (the Sky): An imposing, gigantic man with hands folded across his chest.
Leave some room around each illustration for captions.
Caption: Leviathan survived under the waves until he decided to surface and declare himself the god the Greeks came to know as Chaos. He gave birth to…
Caption: Nyx, the goddess of night.
Caption: Eros, the god of love, who played with the hearts of mortals.
Caption: Gaia, the mother goddess of Earth. She repopulated the Earth after the flood with life. And each night…
Caption: Uranus, god of sky, would cover the planet and impregnate her.
Panel 2: Second half of the page, with Uranus holding 12 screaming children in his giant hands. He’s snarling and we can see a giant caged cave behind him.
Caption: It was foretold that one of Uranus’s children would destroy him, so he hid each in a cave, never allowing Gaia to see them. He couldn’t stop his passion for her.
Page 6
Panel 1: Small panel of Gaia crying.
Caption: And she couldn’t stop her hatred for him.
Panel 2: Small panel of her making a flint sickle, still in tears.
Caption: She made the only weapon that could destroy Uranus and only one of the surviving fallen angels would do the deed.
Panel 3: Cronus, a giant, longhaired man. Lanky, but still somewhat muscular. He is holding the sickle with grim determination.
Caption: Ba’al Hammon, or Cronus, as he was now called.
Panel 4: We see Cronus castrating Uranus. Maybe we should be polite and show this from the back, with just blood spraying everywhere.
Caption: He castrated…
Caption: He cut his fucking balls off?
Caption: Yes.
Caption: Man, myths are awesome.
Caption: Philistine. And out of his severed penis crawled the goddess Aphrodite. It’s weird – sometimes, the gods were created. Other times, it was the fallen taking on a new name to make mankind worship them as affront to the Creator.
Page 7
Panel 1: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Goya_-_Saturno_devorando_a_su_hijo.jpg
This is a good idea of the image I have in my head here. It’s Cronus eating his children so that they will not destroy him. This should be a medium sized panel, split this page into 4 panels.
Caption: Cronus was a good leader until he found out his children would overthrow him. So he ate them.
Panel 2: Cronus swallowing a wrapped up cloth that looks like a baby.
Caption: Until Zeus came along. Cronus thought he ate him, but instead, it was the Omphalos stone.
Panel 3: The stone itself, with light shining behind it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Omphallos.jpg
Caption: That’s what the Nazis used to communicate with the Secret Chiefs, hoping they could ask them to win the war. What they didn’t know was that...
Panel 4: A portrait of Aleister Crowley.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Aleister_Crowley.jpg
Caption: after Aleister Crowley completed his fifteenth Aire, he became one of the Secret Chiefs. Luckily, he despised the Nazis, and between propaganda and mischief, he lent a left hand in the war effort.
Page 8
Panel 1: Robot’s face, talking.
WORD BALLOON
Robot: Back to Zeus. He came back and cut open Cronus’s stomach and released his fellow gods and set about using his half-angel, half-man strength to become a legend.
Panel 2: This panel takes up most of the page. It should show Zeus and around him, an outline showing a different form, and around him, another form…almost like out into infinity. He should be posed out and look ready to fight.
Caption: Depending on the culture, Zeus takes many names and identities throughout the world. To the Norse, he was Odin. In Rome, Jupiter. Depending on what civilization he appeared to, he took on a different form and sometimes, even a different personality. The rebel angels and their offspring were smart.
Panel 3: Smaller panel showing the faces of several gods, all with the same outlines around them.
Caption: The world wasn’t the small place that it is today. So they all learned to take on other shapes and appearances.
Page 9
Split the page into 4 panels, each showing a different culture. You could even change the illustration style here to reflect each culture, with the Egyptians looking more like hieroglyphics, the Indians looking more flowy, etc.
Panel 1: Egyptians in front of a large pyramid. In the sky behind them are the gods:
Anubis, a jackal headed god.
Ammut, who has the head of a crocodile, the body of a lion, and the legs of a hippopotamus.
Bast, a woman with the features of a black cat.
Caption: From Egypt to…
Panel 2: The many-armed Kali, a beautiful Indian female god has a necklace of skulls and a belt of snakes and severed arms. In each hand, she holds a sword. Next to her is Krishna, a handsome man in pajama style pants and long flowing robes.
Caption: India, where Achilles became Krishna.
Panel 3: A Japanese rising son flag is behind Hachiman, who has his samurai swords drawn.
http://festa.fc2web.com/tokyo/030802hachiouji06_hachiman1nicyo09ningyo.jpg
Caption: In Japan, Ares became the spirit of the samurai, Hachiman.
Panel 4: An Aztec pyramid, with a winged dragon flying above it, the sun just behind it.
Caption: Even in Mexico, Zeus changed his form to become great king Quetzalcoatl.
Page 10
Panel 1: Medium sized panel of Robot talking to Destroyer.
WORD BALLOON
Destroyer: So what happened to all of these gods?
WORD BALLOON
Robot: Once Christianity and technology began to spread, the gods stopped being worshipped and disappeared.
Panel 2: Zeus on a cloud, throwing lightning.
Caption: Soon, these real tales became seen as just folklore. And the angels fell in power and either faded away or reacted in anger.
Panel 3: Robot’s face, explaining.
WORD BALLOON
Robot: Once there were hundreds of gods. Once, each culture needed their own gods. Now that the world is multi-cultural and doesn’t even celebrate these gods, they’ve disappeared to their home, Olympus.
Panel 4: Angry faces crying and screaming, with many floating heads. Kind of like one of those weird Steve Ditko panels.
Caption: Some cultures, though, they still call on the gods for vengeance.
Page 11
Panel 1: Robot grabbing some books off of a shelf.
WORD BALLOON
Robot: I think that this Death King, or whatever, is one of the fallen angels and that he’s amassing an army to destroy this world and bring about the end of time.
Panel 2: Robot reading the book.
WORD BALLOON:
Robot: That way, he can be judged by God and stop walking the Earth. Now, I may have my doubts.
Panel 3: Destroyer is stealing things behind Robot’s back as Robot keeps talking.
WORD BALLOON:
Robot: I believe in what Descartes wrote. It’s in our best interests to stop this from happening, because God or no God…
Panel 4: Robot is pointing to the hallway.
WORD BALLOON:
Robot: Once the Death King escapes the hallway, he’s going to end the world regardless of whether or not I can accept Jesus Christ as my personal savior.
Page 12
Panel 1: Destroyer is rubbing his hands together, excited about the fight that is obviously coming.
WORD BALLOON
Destroyer: Alright, so tell me what to do.
Panel 2: Robot is putting his hand on Destroyer’s back and pointing out the window.
WORD BALLOON
Robot: See all of those asshole zombies?
Panel 3: Outside of the window, we see the zombies. They are falling all over the place and doing random, stupid things. One is on fire. Another is trying to drive a car and has run over several of them. Another is pushing a shopping cart.
Panel 4: From the outside, we see Robot and Destroyer looking out the window.
WORD BALLOON
Destroyer: Yep. I hate those fucking things.
Panel 5: Close up on Robot’s face.
WORD BALLOON
Robot: We’re going to kill every single one of them in sacrifice to Zeus. And then, that fallen angel son of a bitch is going to tell us how to kill death. Pretty simple, huh?
Panel of Robot and Destroyer walking out of the living room. Robot is getting ready to explain what is really going on. Destroyer should look really confused.
WORD BALLOON
Destroyer: Olympus sure looks a lot like your living room. Did you model it on how the gods lived?
WORD BALLOON
Robot: Idiot Lad, we’re still in my living room. I figured you’d need more beer. And you definitely need a history lesson on the gods before we get started.
Large splash fills the rest of the page, with the Earth in the background as a battle between angels is occurring, with a lot of gore and bloodshed. Just go crazy, real war in heaven kind of stuff here. If you want to make some of the angels look animal like in nature or have animal heads, go for it. Just try and vary them up and have a lot of fun drawing them. Maybe some are blowing horns, others have banners, others even have floating cannons.
CAPTIONS
At one point, there was a gigantic war in heaven. Satan, tired of his role under his Creator, led an army of angels against the very fabric of reality itself. Either that, or some angels refused to be subservient to mankind. Either way, a doomed battle was lost that led to his followers...
CAPTION
Going to hell?
Page 2
Panel 1
Panel across the page, horizontal, with the angel’s wings being torn as they fall from the sky, with many of them on fire.
CAPTION
No, they were cursed to walk the Earth until the end of time.
6 panels, showing various fallen angels in the forms they took. These can look like tarot cards and be really illustrative, almost art deco.
Panel 1: Astaroth, a nude man with the hands, feet, and wings of a dragon. He also has a second pair of feathered wings, a crown and holds a serpent. He is riding a giant wolf. He should be attractive, but not too buff. Draw four demons with him to symbolize the four dukes of Hell under his leadership.
Caption: Astaroth became a leader of demons. For some reason, he also taught the world math and invisibility.
Panel 2: Asmodeus, a bald, incredibly handsome man who is holding Lilith, a red-haired girl with gothish features in an embrace. They should look like the most attractive people who have ever been born, perhaps even a bit like Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Asmodeus should be hypermasculine to the point of almost looking like a leather man or a Tom’s of Finland illustration. Lilith should be surrounded by owls and appear to have a mixture of hate and lust in her eyes – she hates men, but needs them and their love.
Caption: Asmodeus, who would build the temple of Solomon and marry Adam’s first wife, Lilith. Together, they would give birth to demon after demon.
Panel 3: Lucifer, a man shining so brightly that we can barely make out his features. Lucifer isn’t what we normally think of, goats and pentragrams. Instead, he is God’s most beautiful creation.
Caption: Lucifer, who came to be known as Hyperion. He was the angel who made the sun shine in the morning and took it away to make the night dark.
Panel 4: Belphegor, who appears as two people: a beautiful naked woman who is young, around 16-17. The second is a gigantic monster with a beard, large horns, an enormous boner, and gigantic claws standing in front of a gigantic pile of shit and human remains. Feel free to do gore all over the dragon’s mouth as well. The girl should be as innocent and beautiful as the dragon is disgusting and vile.
Caption: Belphegor is the demon of discovery and invention. It may appear as a man or a woman, but always can be summoned by an offering of excrement.
Panel 5: Purson, a muscular man riding a bear. He has the face of a lion and carries a gigantic viper, coiled to strike, in his hand.
Caption: Purson knows how to find anything hidden, as well as possessing the ability to see the past, present, and future. He the answers to the riddle of how the world really was created.
Panel 6: Samyaza, who appears as a blonde, handsome man in traditional angel garb, surrounded by half-naked women as he sketches a picture of a tank across the back of a naked woman. He should look like a military figure, such as a Roman centurion. The half-naked women should be human, not angels.
Caption: The angel who taught mankind both art and war was Samyaza. Originally the caretaker of the throne of God, he convinced many of the Grigori, or watcher angels, to make love to human women. Which led to…
Page 3
Panel 1: Destroyer’s face, looking incredulous.
WORD BALLOON
Destroyer: And yet you don’t believe in God.
Panel 2: Robot answering him.
WORD BALLOON
Robot: I’m a skeptic. Anyways, the Grigori kind of went wild on Earth.
Panel 3: Many angels frolicking with human women, chasing them, the women laughing, and other angels sitting and teaching men how to write. The scene is a weird mix of learning and debauchery.
Caption: Not only did they mate with human women, but they also taught men all of the secrets of heaven that God didn’t want them to know. Like how to dye fabrics,
Panel 4: Small inset shot of Destroyer laughing.
WORD BALLOON: Hahahaha, this is all bullshit.
Panel 5: Robot inset over a panel showing an angel teaching a woman how to put on makeup. Azazel is listed in what I’ve read as both a fallen angel and a servant of God – a demon in service to God. He should be very rugged, almost looking like a woodsman. If you can, have him sitting close to a cliff to symbolize that people would throw goats off of cliffs in sacrifice to God…and Azazel would take those sacrifices to God.
WORD BALLOON
Robot: I’m just going by what I’ve studied in the Book of Enoch and with some of the angels I’ve met. Azazel not only taught how to make weapons, he showed women how to make and wear cosmetics.
Panel 6: Destroyer screaming.
WORD BALLOON
Destroyer: You’ve met an angel, yet still refuse to believe in God.
Page 4
Small panel 1: Robot laughing.
WORD BALLOON
Robot: What can I say, I’m a really good skeptic.
Panel 2: Medium sized panel of giants fighting men. One of the men has a sling to symbolize David versus Goliath.
Caption: The grigori/human hybrids came to be known as the Nephilim. I’ve heard theories that they were the race that lived on Atlantis. And some say that they were ancient astronauts who fell to Earth.
Panel 3: Medium sized panel of the great flood, with Noah’s Ark small in the scene and the entire world drowning.
Caption: Finally, the fallen’s teachings corrupted mankind so much, several of the angels Michael, Uriel, Raphael, and Gabriel asked for God to destroy the world with a great flood.
Panel 4: A giant man hiding in the floorboards of the Ark, with animals all around him.
Caption: But the fallen and Nephilim were crafty. Many survived. The odd thing is, the same flood occurs in many myths.
Panel 5 and 6: Bottom two panels on the page, each showing a different myth.
Panel 5: Gilgamesh, a large, muscular armored man with a long beard, alongside another man, Enkidu, who is shorter and covered with fine hair. He looks like a wild man. They are wrestling a gigantic bull that has angel’s wings.
Caption: Utnapishtim is the name of the flood in the epic Gilgamesh, who was another descendant of the angels and saw himself as half-man, half-god.
Panel 6: An old style map of the world. It should look ancient and decayed.
Caption: In fact, the great flood shows up in mythology from China, the Aztecs, the Irish, Germany, and the Greeks, who were quite familiar with the gods.
Page 5
Panel 1: This should take up half of the page, which shows the first Greek Gods.
Chaos: Leviathan, a giant worm-snake looking dragon who is eating his own tale as he swims across the bottom of the ocean.
Nyx (Night): A naked woman surrounded by fog and dusk.
Eros (Love): A blindfolded, winged baby with the images of a bull, a serpent, a lion, and a ram floating behind him.
Gaia (the Earth): A beautiful woman, but make sure that she is round and curvy. Not fat, but generous. Flowers in her hair, looking like a naked hippy.
Uranus (the Sky): An imposing, gigantic man with hands folded across his chest.
Leave some room around each illustration for captions.
Caption: Leviathan survived under the waves until he decided to surface and declare himself the god the Greeks came to know as Chaos. He gave birth to…
Caption: Nyx, the goddess of night.
Caption: Eros, the god of love, who played with the hearts of mortals.
Caption: Gaia, the mother goddess of Earth. She repopulated the Earth after the flood with life. And each night…
Caption: Uranus, god of sky, would cover the planet and impregnate her.
Panel 2: Second half of the page, with Uranus holding 12 screaming children in his giant hands. He’s snarling and we can see a giant caged cave behind him.
Caption: It was foretold that one of Uranus’s children would destroy him, so he hid each in a cave, never allowing Gaia to see them. He couldn’t stop his passion for her.
Page 6
Panel 1: Small panel of Gaia crying.
Caption: And she couldn’t stop her hatred for him.
Panel 2: Small panel of her making a flint sickle, still in tears.
Caption: She made the only weapon that could destroy Uranus and only one of the surviving fallen angels would do the deed.
Panel 3: Cronus, a giant, longhaired man. Lanky, but still somewhat muscular. He is holding the sickle with grim determination.
Caption: Ba’al Hammon, or Cronus, as he was now called.
Panel 4: We see Cronus castrating Uranus. Maybe we should be polite and show this from the back, with just blood spraying everywhere.
Caption: He castrated…
Caption: He cut his fucking balls off?
Caption: Yes.
Caption: Man, myths are awesome.
Caption: Philistine. And out of his severed penis crawled the goddess Aphrodite. It’s weird – sometimes, the gods were created. Other times, it was the fallen taking on a new name to make mankind worship them as affront to the Creator.
Page 7
Panel 1: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Goya_-_Saturno_devorando_a_su_hijo.jpg
This is a good idea of the image I have in my head here. It’s Cronus eating his children so that they will not destroy him. This should be a medium sized panel, split this page into 4 panels.
Caption: Cronus was a good leader until he found out his children would overthrow him. So he ate them.
Panel 2: Cronus swallowing a wrapped up cloth that looks like a baby.
Caption: Until Zeus came along. Cronus thought he ate him, but instead, it was the Omphalos stone.
Panel 3: The stone itself, with light shining behind it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Omphallos.jpg
Caption: That’s what the Nazis used to communicate with the Secret Chiefs, hoping they could ask them to win the war. What they didn’t know was that...
Panel 4: A portrait of Aleister Crowley.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Aleister_Crowley.jpg
Caption: after Aleister Crowley completed his fifteenth Aire, he became one of the Secret Chiefs. Luckily, he despised the Nazis, and between propaganda and mischief, he lent a left hand in the war effort.
Page 8
Panel 1: Robot’s face, talking.
WORD BALLOON
Robot: Back to Zeus. He came back and cut open Cronus’s stomach and released his fellow gods and set about using his half-angel, half-man strength to become a legend.
Panel 2: This panel takes up most of the page. It should show Zeus and around him, an outline showing a different form, and around him, another form…almost like out into infinity. He should be posed out and look ready to fight.
Caption: Depending on the culture, Zeus takes many names and identities throughout the world. To the Norse, he was Odin. In Rome, Jupiter. Depending on what civilization he appeared to, he took on a different form and sometimes, even a different personality. The rebel angels and their offspring were smart.
Panel 3: Smaller panel showing the faces of several gods, all with the same outlines around them.
Caption: The world wasn’t the small place that it is today. So they all learned to take on other shapes and appearances.
Page 9
Split the page into 4 panels, each showing a different culture. You could even change the illustration style here to reflect each culture, with the Egyptians looking more like hieroglyphics, the Indians looking more flowy, etc.
Panel 1: Egyptians in front of a large pyramid. In the sky behind them are the gods:
Anubis, a jackal headed god.
Ammut, who has the head of a crocodile, the body of a lion, and the legs of a hippopotamus.
Bast, a woman with the features of a black cat.
Caption: From Egypt to…
Panel 2: The many-armed Kali, a beautiful Indian female god has a necklace of skulls and a belt of snakes and severed arms. In each hand, she holds a sword. Next to her is Krishna, a handsome man in pajama style pants and long flowing robes.
Caption: India, where Achilles became Krishna.
Panel 3: A Japanese rising son flag is behind Hachiman, who has his samurai swords drawn.
http://festa.fc2web.com/tokyo/030802hachiouji06_hachiman1nicyo09ningyo.jpg
Caption: In Japan, Ares became the spirit of the samurai, Hachiman.
Panel 4: An Aztec pyramid, with a winged dragon flying above it, the sun just behind it.
Caption: Even in Mexico, Zeus changed his form to become great king Quetzalcoatl.
Page 10
Panel 1: Medium sized panel of Robot talking to Destroyer.
WORD BALLOON
Destroyer: So what happened to all of these gods?
WORD BALLOON
Robot: Once Christianity and technology began to spread, the gods stopped being worshipped and disappeared.
Panel 2: Zeus on a cloud, throwing lightning.
Caption: Soon, these real tales became seen as just folklore. And the angels fell in power and either faded away or reacted in anger.
Panel 3: Robot’s face, explaining.
WORD BALLOON
Robot: Once there were hundreds of gods. Once, each culture needed their own gods. Now that the world is multi-cultural and doesn’t even celebrate these gods, they’ve disappeared to their home, Olympus.
Panel 4: Angry faces crying and screaming, with many floating heads. Kind of like one of those weird Steve Ditko panels.
Caption: Some cultures, though, they still call on the gods for vengeance.
Page 11
Panel 1: Robot grabbing some books off of a shelf.
WORD BALLOON
Robot: I think that this Death King, or whatever, is one of the fallen angels and that he’s amassing an army to destroy this world and bring about the end of time.
Panel 2: Robot reading the book.
WORD BALLOON:
Robot: That way, he can be judged by God and stop walking the Earth. Now, I may have my doubts.
Panel 3: Destroyer is stealing things behind Robot’s back as Robot keeps talking.
WORD BALLOON:
Robot: I believe in what Descartes wrote. It’s in our best interests to stop this from happening, because God or no God…
Panel 4: Robot is pointing to the hallway.
WORD BALLOON:
Robot: Once the Death King escapes the hallway, he’s going to end the world regardless of whether or not I can accept Jesus Christ as my personal savior.
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Panel 1: Destroyer is rubbing his hands together, excited about the fight that is obviously coming.
WORD BALLOON
Destroyer: Alright, so tell me what to do.
Panel 2: Robot is putting his hand on Destroyer’s back and pointing out the window.
WORD BALLOON
Robot: See all of those asshole zombies?
Panel 3: Outside of the window, we see the zombies. They are falling all over the place and doing random, stupid things. One is on fire. Another is trying to drive a car and has run over several of them. Another is pushing a shopping cart.
Panel 4: From the outside, we see Robot and Destroyer looking out the window.
WORD BALLOON
Destroyer: Yep. I hate those fucking things.
Panel 5: Close up on Robot’s face.
WORD BALLOON
Robot: We’re going to kill every single one of them in sacrifice to Zeus. And then, that fallen angel son of a bitch is going to tell us how to kill death. Pretty simple, huh?
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